I would:
- Masturbate.
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
The battle for the Iron Desk has begun! (x)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
IT HAS GOTTEN SO BIG OMG
many a teenage girl sat there paralyzed with the most difficult question they have ever faced
#SILENCE WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WILL FALL?
DON’T YOU DARE.
*tuck and rolls out of a speeding car into your front yard* I heard Led Zeppelin
how to get out of bed
- wake up
- no
- go back to sleep
George Harrison and John Lennon at the launch party for Apple Tailoring on May 23, 1968 at the Arethusa Club on King’s Road.
